Car Salesmen Terms
Common car salesman terms and expressions. See all the terms in the Glossary.
Example of Car Salesman Lingo:
A salesman was waiting for a Lay-down on the Point, standing near a Spiff car that had Whiskers when an Up drove on the lot. The customer looked like a Slide-Rule and was driving a Sled that had new Sneakers and a Wrinkle in the front-left-quarter.
He was feeling Strong, so he decided to meet-and-greet the customer even though he appeared to be a Stroke. He had to move quickly and Skate an old Hanger-Queen that was waiting for the Be-Back-Bus. Once he got a good look at the customer, he knew that he could always Turn him to a Green-Pea if he turned out to be a Mooch.
As it turns out; the customer was on a Bubble, Buried in his trade and was waiting for a Second-Baseman. He knew he would probably have to Butter-Nose the Builder, Bump him a Nickel, eat the Trunk-Money and go into Hold-Back just to make a Mini.
To his surprise, the customer flopped on the first Pencil and the deal turned out to be a four Pounder payable after Pack.
Unfortunately, the customer turned out to be a Roach. Luckily, the F&I guy was good at Hanging-Paper and he Roasted-The-App to make it look like the customer had Gold-Balls. And because of a decent Leg from the Desk, he sold some Mop-and-Glow on the Back-End. Of course as soon as the Unit was Tripped and Killing-Bugs, a Jick tried to Kink him by claiming the customer was a Phone-pop from earlier. |
